May 2013
172 posts
princeowl:
when kids complain about school or joke about dropping out im pretty sure theyre not saying that they dont want an education theyre saying that the school system is flawed and horrible and makes them feel shitty about themselves and doesnt provide a good environment for learning
“People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless...”
– Dylan Moran (via c-ulo)
binkshapiro:
whosromeo:
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
lnfamy:
once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend
“Reduce cellulite. Be gone dry skin. Vanish unwanted facial hair. Diminish...”
– Guerrilla Girls (via ellesugars)
batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
sufficients:
why go to school when you can get run over by a steam roller and get the same feeling
doctor: are you sexually active
me: i'm not even physically active
tumbler-teen:
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
“I would love to say
that you
make me
weak in the knees
but
to be quite...”
– Derrick Brown, Love Language (via weatherbeatensoul)
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
zubat:
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
flandusdestiel:
Just because someone supports gay rights doesn’t mean they’re gay. I mean, I support animal rights, do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?
dude-thats-my-ghost:
askgeorgebush:
fridge-logic:
askgeorgebush:
What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
Phil
You mean like this
OH
SHIT
Augustus: Okay?
Hazel: Bitch I might be
“You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.”
– Grow every second (via serenehorizons)
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
“your friend is hot” story of my life
“I could start fires with what I feel for you.”
– Fires, David Ramirez (via unironicgoth)
You must be an angel,
doctorwho:
mcgoats:
papercranes-paperplanes:
barthvader:
because i haven’t blinked since i saw your face.
most flawless
pickup line
ever
