i was asked to give a title. this is all i got.

i just really fucking want to ski man

The bae asked about you guys

I think about my friends and how normal I find us and then I realize we call each other potatoes and rant about not being mythical sea creatures

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

(via jesusfuckmechrist)

  • Britain: Excuse Me
  • Netherlands: Excuseer me
  • Mexico: Perdon
  • Italy: Permesso
  • France: Pardon
  • Canada: Sorry
  • America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
  • Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo

weaboosie:

fangirlatlarge:

simulatedcity:

evnw:

tofutits:

This is so FUCKING SCARY

what the fuck is going on

THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER SAY THIS. NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE RUNNING REBLOG THIS. THIS CRAP NEEDS TO BE KNOWN. NEEDS TO BE SEEN. AND NEEDS TO BE SPREAD.THIS IS HAPPENING IN MY STATE AND IT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING. LET IT BE KNOWN. DON’T STOP SPREADING THE NEWS. MAKE EVERYONE SEE THE SHIT THAT IS GOING DOWN. Please. No body else seems to be protecting them anymore. Do what you can.

i would get so fucking crazy i’d probably get shot like this is seriously fucking unacceptable

(via fake-mermaid)

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(via hate)

puregag:

Just received from an unknown number- I’m a bit concerned :/

puregag:

Just received from an unknown number- I’m a bit concerned :/